I hate shopping. It doesn’t matter whether it’s clothing, appliances, furniture, household goods, food, or staples. I simply hate shopping. Clothing is the worst, because you have to try stuff on, and nothing ever looks as good on you as it does on the hanger. Then you have to visit multiple stores to find what you need. I have found that if I buy most of my clothes on-line, I have much better luck, spend much less time and money, and I don’t put all those miles on my car. I suppose if I liked shopping, none of this would be an issue.
I have an especially hard time shopping at the Mall. I believe this stems from an episode many years ago when I was looking for a fancy blouse and made the mistake of trying on a bathing suit. (The funny story of that Mall adventure can be visited if you haven’t read Tiger Boy Strikes Again.) I don’t have nearly as much anxiety when I’m shopping with a friend, but there are times since that bathing suit episode when I have suffered symptoms (running out of the Mall like my pants were on fire) bordering on agoraphobia while visiting the Mall.
Today I went to the Mall to shop for clothes for my mother. I HAD to, because after multiple on-line searches, I discovered that it’s almost impossible to find washable, stretch, elastic-waist pants, in a size 10 petite, short. Forget the cheap stores, because they only have elastic waists in that size if you’re buying leggings, which are totally inappropriate for someone of her advanced age (not to mention more difficult to put on and take off). So I spent most of my morning scouring the women’s petite section of Dillard’s. It was easier shopping for Mom because I was shopping strictly for items…no dressing rooms, undressing, trying on stuff, re-dressing, finding something new and doing it all again. Amazingly, I managed to find several pairs of pants for Mom! I was thrilled. But I was very happy to get out of there. This was followed by shopping at Babies R Us for a shower gift and shopping at The Vitamin Shoppe. At least they aren’t at the Mall. Tomorrow I get to do Sam’s Club, joy of joys.
If I could do ALL my shopping on line, I would never go to a store again!